The Plans for the new George W. Bush Library

The plans
for the new
George W. Bush
Library:

•The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.

•The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.-

•The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show up.

•The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

•The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

•The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.

•The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth tours.

•The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one cares, steal one.

•The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two)

•To be fair, the President has done some good things, and so the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.